Wednesday, September 2, 2009

My Multiple Identities

In the last three weeks, I have heard shpeel after shpeel about how I am in law school now and how I am no longer going to be treated as a student, but as an attorney. Slowly, today I found that some professors use this only conveniently and to their advantage, case in point:


I am an attorney when you want me to deliver the facts of the case in fluent legalese.
I am a student when you don't show up to teach class and don't have the courtesy to let me and 152 other "attorneys" know about it.

not very nice Professor...



Oh well...at least when he's there he makes me laugh :)
He reminds me a lot of Lewis Black. Especially when he's doing his disgruntled, suit-wearing bit.

This picture's from his website...am I gonna get sued for using it? look what law school is doing to me...

*On a MUCH more ECSTATIC note*

09.05.09- CEDAR POINT-WOOOO!!!

There's a commercial that runs for the Cedar Point in my area that has all these hard, edgy teenagers that look really imposing and they all stare right into the camera and ask, "Are YOU a ride warrior?" Every time I see it I want to stand up, gather whatever weaponry a ride warrior gathers, and stand shoulder to shoulder with my comrades declaring, "YES! I AM A RIDE WARRIOR!" All while epic music is playing in the background.

I cannot put in words the love and affection I have for roller coasters. Things that go high fast and come down faster....ahh. Words cannot describe. There is truly no recreational activity in this world that I enjoy more.

Well, this attorney/student/ride/warrior needs to go be a regular adult for a little bit. Pay bills, clean the apartment, etc.

Fare thee well.

4 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHA LOVE the Lewis Black reference Chels!
    And of course I have to add in how he at times reminds me of my dear Michael.

    Cedar Points sounds amazing. Can you believe I have never been there? Though I will miss you to chill with this weekend, I totally think you deserve a fun, non-law school time!

    See you soon (too soon!) in class!

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  2. Eeeeek! I have always wanted to go to Cedar Point. I hear they have the tallest drop roller coaster in either the country or the world.... not sure which. It's apparently like 400 feet high!

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  3. i love roller coasters. have fun!!

    jessica told me i should tell you to check out my morgantown blog - two words: ray's pastries :)

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  4. Can I make a request for a new post? :)
    Love you girl!!!

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